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KLINGON KEY KRACKERS - Fighting for Charity!
rop yIHegh! - Death to Disease!
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Newsflash!
Aliens enter the battle against silly encryption standards
and incurable diseases to boot!
September, 2002:
RC5-64 is solved. RC5-72 starting soon.
Terra, November 23rd, 1997:
Klingons, an alien warrior race frequently portrayed in the SF
series ST:TNG and ST:DS9 have revealed their participation in
RSA Lab's Data Security Secret-Key Contests. In these contests,
computers all over the face of Terra join via the Internet in an
effort to crack present standard encryption procedures, and thus
prove their inadequacy in order to help develop real
security.
A cash prize awaits the person whose computer actually cracks the
key and wins the contest.
Therefore, a group of Humans have set up the project distributed net
which coordinates spare CPU time on countless computers to work
on the challenge in
parallel.
Individuals
and teams
join under their flag, and their number grows constantly.
Surprising revelation!
The unknown head of the group of computers previously
registered in the key cracking effort under the name of "Snake"
today revealed himself as Q'eltor
Vestai chopwI', renowned warrior, First
Officer aboard the Klingon Bird of Prey quv'a' presently
patrolling Federation Sector 000.
taj'IH tai chop'wI', commanding officer of the quv'a'
and Q'eltor's mate declared: "We are a people that believes
in maintaining real security and therefore already were
interested in the challenge. When other Klingons posted on Terra
itself informed us of a Human group fighting against a disease
called leukodystrophia that destroys the myelin and thus
the nervous system of their children, we decided to take up the
challenge in earnest, form the Klingon
Key Krackers team, win the prize and donate it to
these honorable people.
This will be our Suv batlh = Honor Battle."
tlhIngan 'Ip batlh - Klingon
Word of Honor:
We, the longhaired warriors of the club Khemorex
Klinzhai ! and our human & alien allies
from the computer world pledge to donate the RSA key
cracking prize, if we should win it, to the noble
battle of the Myelin
Project to conquer the disease of
leukodystrophia.
tlhIngan maH !!
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Latest Developments:
Q'eltor has been reported to have adapted the Bird of
Prey's onboard computers to link with Human machines via a
network known on Terra as the Internet. Other Klingons and
their friends are joining in the effort even while this report is
being written.
Galactic Times, Stardate 44657.
The Honor Gallery of the pegh laghmoH nawlogh
(Decryption Squadron)
These are the brave combatants in the RSA war who have joined
Klingon Key Kracker Charity Team with their weapons (er,
machines):
Q'eltor Vestai chopwI'
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taj'IH tai chopwI'
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Hegh
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'ImDat Sol'aQ
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QIb Vestai yabHuj
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la'Suq SepIch
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Cerberus qul'etlh
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to'maS fanDrIH |
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ghunwI' N'rewat
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'anDre'
Top KKK RC5 Warrior!
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Jeh Epetai JorwI'
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Qor Epetai Haqtaj
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Palshâi P'tar
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Worlok
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Kerzhan
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G'Rog
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lot'Har
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Draq'naH Tai SaqIm
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SqoreH
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matHaS HoS ya'na
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qa'pIn k'meQ
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Ingo'
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QaQ ngoq ngoq'e' peghHa' neH! (Only a
cracked key is a good key)
This page is constantly engaged in battle! If you
wish to join our charity team, and throw in your forces (and your
CPU power) in honorable combat against a hideous disease that
slowly and inexorably destroys the life of children, then mail
the
